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"My Resume" shows a girl's progression from cashier to exotic dancer to real estate agent back to exotic dancer. Have fun with your favorite real estate industry casualty. |
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"I love my boss (I'm self employed)" - One hopes that if you work for yourself you really love your boss because if your boss is an idiot, you'd really be in trouble. |
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"It's not the size of your laptop that counts. It's how you use it." Of course, if it's too small, it's useless. Nice computer silhouette with blue letters on white. |
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Forget America's Next Top Model, Dancing with the Stars, or American Idol. Show off your pride to be "Second Runner Up in America's Next Top DMV Clerk. It's the next big reality show! |
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"I love my job and my boss! (Reminder: my performance appraisal is due)" When it is ratings time, it never hurts to do a little sucking up to the boss. Black letters on white. |
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Don't be so hard on yourself: "I don't really suck as bad as you think." |
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Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet. They made billions in business. But, how did you make your money? Selling sleazy porn, of course. Outline of a girl and a camera. |
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Is this a real restaurant? Argentina and Italy? Together? Seriously, it’s the ArgenItalia restaurant. As they say, Come on in and check out ArgenItalia. |
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Warning signs aren't just for traffic hazards. A mind is terrible thing to waste, right? Well, show up with this "Mind Closed Ahead" yellow diamond warning sign and see how many snickers you get! |
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"I Wish I worked in a Cubicle" All those road construction workers, delivery people, flight attendants, and professional athletes are longing for a little square box of their own. |
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"Do It Yourself Insults" - You're a [blank] and a [blank]! Rather than think hard for words to describe your enemies, why not make them do it themselves with our classy fill in the blank design? |
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"I'm a sadistic statistic" means you are a statistical anomaly or maybe you want to be counted as a sadist or maybe you just love horrible statistics. Whatever it means, it's definitely different. |
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"Office Politics are Fun!" - isn't that what everyone thinks? What would life in the workplace be like if we couldn't gossip, lie, and cheat just like our politicians? Written on a yellow sticky note. |
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"Warning: Storage capacity limit reached. Take a dump now." Computer error messages are fun and can be applicable to bodily functions too! Design features the exclamation point symbol in yellow. |
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Greatness is great. And when you add Greatness plus greatness, what do you get? Why Great Greatness of course! |
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"Warning: Geeks approaching. Get away immediately" Computer error messages are fun and can be applicable to real life too! Design features the exclamation point symbol in yellow. |
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Warning signs aren't just for traffic hazards. Show up at the next party or concert with this "Caution Idiots Ahead" yellow diamond warning sign and passersby will thank you! |
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No one likes boredom. Make sure everyone knows that you don't allow it in your life with the red with a slash international symbol for not allowed with the word "Boring" written boldly. |
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"I love my job and my boss! (Reminder: my performance appraisal is due)" When it is ratings time, it never hurts to do a little sucking up to the boss. Yellow sticky note look. |
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Corporate Reality: Organization Chart. Org charts are a fact of life in big companies. But they don't describe how employees really see things. Here's the true version. |
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"Back Up and Stay Alive" - Get out of my way or I'll run you down. Be tough. Wear this to any crowded event and you'll never be blocked again. Stark white letters on black stripes. |
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Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet. They made billions in business. But, how did you make your money? Selling sleazy porn, of course. Outline of a girl and a camera. |
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"Warning: Geeks approaching. Get away immediately" Computer error messages are fun and can be applicable to real life too! Design features the exclamation point symbol in yellow. |
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"You have the Cutest Little Cubicle" Everyone who's worked in an office knows the lengths to which some girls love do decorate their work station. Show how envious you are! |
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"It's not the size of your hard drive that counts. It's how you use it." Of course, if it's too small, it's useless. Nice computer silhouette with blue letters on white. |
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I'm Crazy for Cubicles" The office cubicle is a wonderous thing of efficiency and privacy. Express your cubicle love with this visual depiction of most office worker's home away from home. |
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"On a Scale of 1 to 10, You Rate a High Five" Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Here's a turn of a phrase that is purposely confusing--compliment or insult? You decide. Black letters on white. |
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"Get Outta My Way, I'm the Boss" Announce your superiority with this eye catching design featuring yellow on bold black stripes. Whether you are the boss at work or at home, let everyone know it. |
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"My Resume" shows a guy's progression from car wash attendant to real estate investor back to car wash attendant. Have fun with your favorite real estate industry casualty. |
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"Never have so many been asked to do so much for so little" Pretty much describes anyone with a job these days, doesn't it? Cute phrase written on a yellow sticky note. |
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